don't be a writer

Look, I ain't saying you can't mark your territory just do it somewhere else- that isn't on me- please. I have been and always will be a puppy for your loving. "I don't want to play what if". Listen, don't become a writer kid. See, the life you will live after making that decision will be such as this: you talk to nobody for days on end, you sleep all day and are up all night, you hold your pillow tight because there is not a single person in sight (at least not one who wants your love). What a profession! On top of all of this, you'll be one-in-a-million if you ever get paid for it. Post script: I fell asleep within a blanket of Black Velvet (whiskey); I woke up thirsty.