n.a

currently, literally, living- barely surviving-
in the closet at my family home

pick up yr damn phone 

i’m alone

listening to the notwist

wishing it were christmas

and you were my present

i’d like to unwrap you- you

have a gift it is true

so brilliant

both inside and outside

it isn’t that hot tonight

i’m 'bout to go on a car ride

listen to toni braxton then

do a beer run

i’ll let you know when i’m

done

......

......

......

wait for it.....wait for it.....

gosh-darn-it!

oh shit!

i jest jacked a 30 pack ‘n 

hurt the hell outta my 

back 

then finally out ran the po-po

like a darn cartoon, me 

the wiley coyote 

or the rabbit 

and the fuzz elmer fudd 

then i get home and fuck!

it’s non alcoholic, na

as in narcotics anonymous

as in native american

as in non-applicable

as in not-at-all-funny

but in the end i guess it is

pretty hilarious

that 

somebody just made me a fake

myspace saying i was straight

it was so awkward having 

to explain to my parents 

that ‘no, it’s a hoax i am

still gay’

anyway, 

the advent of the internet,

cell phones, text messages,

etc have certainly made 

pranking a lot more 

eazy

e 

was so right

got pulled

over by a

cop tonight

while on my bike

he shined his flash light

in my face and reached

for his billy club and mace

he asked me for my i.d. 

unfortunately i had just been

chopping up a line of china

white

so as i handed it to him i swear

to god i saw a big white cloud

of powder float up from its

surface

i believe the only reason he didn’t

arrest me is cus i am young, dumb

and crazy

not to mention brown and proud

what up, bobby brown

ground and green grass

stained jeans

see 

i fell  on my ass, skinned

my knees

cus i thought i was being

chased by the police, 

again, but it turns

out

a sheriff just moved in

next door

is always closed

and chained

but one day

you’ll let me

in

i can taste it in the wind,

i can feel it in my bones

ache.